Fernworks · the asking bench
Ask the work
anything.
Fernworks reads your ledgers, notes, and books, then answers like a colleague who has actually read them. Try the composer — the @ and / are live.
Fernworks · how it goes
A morning, in six turns.
This is a real transcript shape — ask, adjust, sign. Advance it and read the notes: every reply says what it read and what it wrote.
- YouYou: What does my Tuesday look like?
- AssistantAssistant: Nine slots across two yards. The crane hold moved your rig test to 13:00 — everything else stands.read: board r2, crane log
Fernworks · depending who is asking
Whose morning are we talking about?
The product is one thing. What it is for depends entirely on where you stand — so pick a chair.
You need the morning settled before the gate opens.
The board is cut by 05:55
Overnight changes are folded in before anyone arrives, with the cause printed.
Readable in gloves and glare
Large targets, high contrast, no confirmation taps to fumble.
One edit, every board
A crane hold propagates to both yards sharing it without a phone call.
Fernworks · the jobs
Four situations, and what meets them.
Written as jobs rather than roles — the same yard lead wants different things at six in the morning and at five in the afternoon.
When a barge lands three hours late overnight, I want the morning re-planned before anyone arrives, so I can the first conversation at the gate is about work, not about what happened.
What meets it
Boards re-cut at 05:55 with the cause printed on the sheet
When two crews need the same crane at ten, I want one of them moved without a negotiation over the radio, so I can neither crew stands still waiting to find out who won.
What meets it
One reshuffle propagating to every board that shares the constraint
When a supervisor overrides the plan, I want the reason attached to the change itself, so I can the next shift inherits the decision instead of re-litigating it.
What meets it
Overrides that require a line, stored beside the row they changed
When an auditor asks what happened on a Tuesday in March, I want to answer from the record rather than from memory, so I can the review takes an hour instead of a fortnight.
What meets it
Shifts closing into an append-only ledger with exports that carry provenance
Fernworks · what went wrong
Every incident of the last year.
Written by the person who fixed it, published whether or not anyone noticed. If this list were empty we would not expect you to believe it.
- 33
- incidents, last 12 months
- 433433
- minutes affected, total
- 14 Jan
Boards slow to cut for 41 minutes
degraded- What happened
- A migration held a lock on the planning tables longer than we had tested. Boards still cut, but some took over a minute.
- What changed
- Migrations now run against a copy first, and the planner reports its own latency to the status page rather than to us.
- 2 Nov
Gate view unavailable, 12 minutes
outage- What happened
- A bad config reached production because the deploy gate only checked the primary region. Two yards saw an error page at shift change, which is the worst possible minute.
- What changed
- Config changes now roll region by region with a five minute soak, and the gate view falls back to the last cut board offline.
- 8 Aug
Exports delayed overnight
degraded- What happened
- A queue backed up behind one very large export and nothing shed load. Nightly exports landed at 06:40 instead of 23:00.
- What changed
- Large exports run on their own lane, and anything late now tells the customer before we notice.
Fernworks · credits
Buy the work, not the month.
Credits are spent when a board is cut. Nothing runs down while you are not using it, and the rate per credit is printed on every pack.
Starter
500500credits
$4040once
$0.080 per credit
Working
most yards2,0002,000credits
$140140once
$0.070 per credit
Floor
10,00010,000credits
$600600once
$0.060 per credit
One credit cuts one board, including every reshuffle that day.
- Credits never expire
- Unused credits refund on request
- No monthly minimum
Fernworks · questions
Ask it — someone already has.
4 questions
Fernworks · talk to someone who ran a yard
Pick a half hour.
These are real openings this week. Whoever takes it has worked a shift, and will have your yard on screen before you join.
- Thirty minutes, and we will use about twenty
- Your yard on screen, not a slide deck
- No second call before you ask for one